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Wed, 04 Jul 2012 15:56:29 -0400

The reason arson is relatable to murder is you can't just kill someone and leave the mess/ the struggle / any possible evidence. You suck at this. We need a criminal mind doing this.

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 15:48:29 -0400

well i apologize for never murdering anyone before

AND PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT THE ACID STUFF I’M SICK OF THAT IT’S OVER WITH LET IT...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 15:45:43 -0400

AND PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT THE ACID STUFF I’M SICK OF THAT IT’S OVER WITH LET IT GO

Maybe when people stop being jerks about this blog, I’ll start it up again. In the...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 15:38:51 -0400

Maybe when people stop being jerks about this blog, I’ll start it up again. In the meantime:

No, you will not run this blog with me.
If I ever choose someone to run this blog with me, it will be someone that I trust and know well, not some random stranger.
No, I won’t post anything on here. Maybe I’ll start it up in a few months.
I’m deleting all 150+ messages asking if they can co-run this blog, or run it entirely.
Stop.

i never really post anything on here and i sort of stopped posting these things altogether SO you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:42:17 -0400

i never really post anything on here and i sort of stopped posting these things altogether SO you can unfollow or follow my main blog idc

I suggest someone else run this blog because seriously you are doing it wrong and this was such a great idea but fuck no. you are doing it wrong.

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:59:22 -0400

thanks

If you're not going to post suggestions just delete this blog already. You can't have "good murderer problems" and "bad murderer problems" it's fucking murder it's going to be offensive no matter what

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:51:51 -0400

what

you remind me of the did-yuo-kno girl. probably the highest compliment I can give you honestly.

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:54:04 -0400

that’s awesome omg

Seriously, how old are you?

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:20:15 -0400

i love you because of the abundance of cows on this blog.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:58:44 -0400

thanks babe

you should get someone else to run your blog because ur doin it wrong :/

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 22:20:09 -0400

tell me the correct way

when you didn't know they were pregnant (WE WILL KEEP SUGGESTING IT) Besides- you're the one who create a murderer problems blog. didn't think you were gonna get some sickening shit?

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:38:21 -0400

and i will keep deleting it. enjoy yourselves on ask limit.

when you didn't know they were pregnant (this is beautiful do it hoe)

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:35:14 -0400

no this is sickening

What the hell is this? o_o

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:14:31 -0400

your teacher’s facebook page

ok guys sorry for the temporary delay in posts and shit it’s just that i haven’t gotten...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:11:43 -0400

ok guys sorry for the temporary delay in posts and shit it’s just that i haven’t gotten any really good ideas and my computer is being a little poop and not letting me edit pictures

you’ll just have to wait i guess.

i honestly don’t know what to do with this blog wow idk

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:05:39 -0400

i honestly don’t know what to do with this blog wow idk

would you ever resort to cannibalism to hide a body?

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:44:07 -0400

no and why would i murder anyone in the first place

You should really consider passing the page onto someone else with a better sense of dark humor. I don't mean that in a rude way, but it's a lot less humorous when someone gives you a suggestion, and you freak out and argue about it.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:26:59 -0400

well scuse u i’m not passing this blog onto anybody and i was thinking of having someone co-run the blog but only when i get 1000 followers or so

What's the difference between a hooker and a onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:12:47 -0400

when you didn't know they were pregnant.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:03:05 -0400

ok this is just wrong im not doing that